I, and my team of investigators (who shall remain anonymous due to the sensitive nature of their existence), have tracked down and prosecuted Daniel Geaslan for unlawful conduct on the Exhale website.
Dan has hear-by been charged with:
*Numerous counts of impersonating The Steph.
*Two counts of carrying on a conversation with himself.
*One count of impersonating another user (poor Bob).
*Three counts of annoying behavior.
The verdict is as follows:
1. Dan must publicly announce himself as the imposter at the scene of the crime (the shoutbox).
2. For his next seven visits, Dan must include in his comments at least one praiseworthy thing about The Steph whose name he has so besmirched.
3. Dan must find an accountability partner that will help him occupy his thoughts more constructively while flying around up in the clouds. It’s obvious he has too much time to think about nothing. If one cannot be found, one will be appointed by the Exhale court.
4. Dan’s website Africaflyboy must be visited by all members of the jury (that is you), and comments should be left there as to your disapproval of his conduct here (since we are all unanimous in our decision).
Let this be a warning to all who think they can get away with cyber offences on the Exhale website!
1. Dan must publicly announce himself as the imposter at the scene of the crime (the shoutbox).
2. For his next seven visits, Dan must include in his comments at least one praiseworthy thing about The Steph whose name he has so besmirched.
3. Dan must find an accountability partner that will help him occupy his thoughts more constructively while flying around up in the clouds. It’s obvious he has too much time to think about nothing. If one cannot be found, one will be appointed by the Exhale court.
4. Dan’s website Africaflyboy must be visited by all members of the jury (that is you), and comments should be left there as to your disapproval of his conduct here (since we are all unanimous in our decision).
Let this be a warning to all who think they can get away with cyber offences on the Exhale website!
No comments:
Post a Comment